Hairy Mashed Potatoes

Went to the KC & Sunshine band concert this Saturday and had a really fun time. It was wild to see some really old couples reminiscing about there good ol' disco days and dancing while holding on to their walkers! Literally, this hip old guy was rocking back and forth within his walker, while his wifey (or geriatric date) encouraged him by slapping his butt cheeks in perfect rythem sync with "that's the way uh uh I like it ah ah" (slap slap slap... you get the picture) As for good eats....bad story to tell! We decided to go to the Hard Rock Cafe just because there were so many people at the other places at the Hard Rock Casino and we didn't want to wait long for a table. Anyhow we ordered some steaks and salmon dishes and to our gross surprise, the salmon had a side of human hair in the mashed potatoes! Naturally we complained to the server who responded "well it isn't from anyone in our kitchen" I sarcastically answered, are you suggesting I brought this gross hair in my wallet and somehow just surreptitiously placed it in the mash or what? He defiantly said he had no idea if it was ours and not theirs. They took the dish off the bill and comped us coffee and desserts. The food was disappointing but the comped creme brule with hot liquid caramel was delicious! Anyhow, if you feel brave and decide to go, make sure you request they completely do a "foreign hair inspection" on you before you order and risk getting accused of planting it yourself!